Vivian Alexandra im 19 yrs old. htx. team blackberry. all i do is work and eat. i love to eat. im simply me.
"if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her."
(via guy)

(Source: chillaxbitch, via goddammn)



Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

I don’t have a gay cousin……..?!?!

You Know You're A Surgical Technologist When...


From the July issue of “The Surgical Technologist”

  • You open your Subway sandwich wrapper using sterile technique.
  • You haven’t had a manicure in years.
  • You believe that all bleeding stops …eventually.
  • You have scratched your face/head/nose on random OR equipment like a cow on a fence post.